Wiksteria Lane Special - 11-17-13

Teaser
The scene opens to an overview of Wiksteria Lane. In the yard of 4346, Americana is huddled up with Matthewvp09, Mirlo, and Nosh. A few doors down, Lynettefan2626 is walking Rockaboss. In the middle of the road, Villain fan is having sex with his daughter, MaryPierceLopez. Renaboss, Jdg98, and Lady Junky watch in disgust while the latter covers the eyes of her younger sister, Cat5sparkles. And at the very end of the lane, Regemma recaps her garden as she plots to avenge her sister's death.

Above the street, above the clouds, and in a scenery that could be considered heaven, DoctorStrange stands in a white suit as he begins his every episode narration.

"Look what my street has become. Look at the ruins of a community I started from the ground up. It just sickens me. It's just so-"

- DoctorStrange

A gun is fired and DoctorStrange's head goes flying off his body. The camera turns to Lynette's current secretary: Devious Peep.

"SWEET JESUS, I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF THAT BORE!!!"

The secretary snaps her fingers and three buff, black men carry Strange's body away.

"Okay, now that we have that settled, put your hands together for Wiksteria Lane's very own, one and only, DEVIOUS PEEP!"

A huge crowd of random users cheer from the audience behind the camera.

"We're gonna go for a little ride."

The scene changes to the studio where Edie Rothwell fan7's talk show takes place. As Edie is running through her audience, giving away those toothbrushes that play music, Devious Peep nonchalantly walks on stage. She looks into the crowd where the annoying talk show host is running around and saying in people's face, "You're getting a singing toothbrush, you're getting a singing toothbrush, you're getting a singing toothbrush." Peep takes out a revolver and aims for Edie.

Back in the crowd, Edie continues saying to people, "You're getting a singing toothbrush, you're getting a singing toothbrush, and guess what, YOU'RE ALL GETTING A SINGING-". A gun is fired and Edie's head goes flying off into the arm's of a nine year girl. The girl screams in horror and Peep fires the gun again, blowing the child's head off as well. The entire audience screams. Peep fires the gun several more times at the ceiling.

"EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOUR HEADS END UP LIKE EDIE'S AND THE LITTLE BRAT'S!!!!!"

A large grins appears on Peep's face.

"Damn, I'd make a good red heart queen or whatever her name is."

The audience remains silent. Peep's smile disappears.

"You're suppose to laugh."

The audience continues to remain silent and Peep grows more frustrated.

"I SAID LAUGH!!!"

Peep fires the gun at the ceiling several more times and the entire audience laughs out of fear of their lives.

"Sweet Jesus, y'all don't have to be scared. Just don't piss me off. Now let's get down to bitness."

Peep takes out a remote and turns to the television screen behind. She presses a button and  the secretary reads aloud:

"Wiksteria Lane's very first Q&A, starring Renaboss, Reginafan2626, Jdg98, and Villain fan, with your host, Devious Peep."

Wiksteria Lane stars, Renaboss, Reginafan2626, Jdg98, and Villain fan come on stage and glance into the audience where everyone is silent. The four stars notice the two headless bodies and glance back at their host who says-

"NIGGAS, DON'T BE GIVIN' ME DAT LOOK!!! NOW TAKE YO GOD DAMN SEATS SO WE CAN GET STARTED!!!"

Rena, Regina, Jdg, and Villain don't say a word. They just sit down quietly as Peep motions the terrified audience to applaud and cheer.

Act I
Renaboss The camera is zoomed in on Devious Peep and Renaboss who sit face to face. "Would you like some coffee or pastry or some weird Portuguese food?" Peep asks. "I wouldn't mind a cup of coffee", Renaboss responds. "Good, you can find it backstage. Now get off yo god damn ass and get me a cup too. Preferably black as the dark chocolate I was sucking last night." Renaboss is taken back by the words that came out of the host's mouth, but does as told.

Renaboss returns five minutes later with Peep and his coffee. The host chugs the cup down, but screams. "AAAAAHHHH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THAT SHIT IS HOT AS HELL!!!!!! SUMBITCH IMMA GO AFRICAN ON YO SKINNY ASS, RENABOSS!!!" Peep knocks Renaboss's cup of coffee all down his pants. He screams in pain, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" Peep spits in his face and screams, "NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!!! SO DO IT AGAIN AND I'LL SHOOT YOUR DICK OFF ON LIVE TELEVISION!!!" Renaboss and Peep continue to scream as the backstage crew bring out towels and ice.

The scene flashes over to Devious and Rena all cleaned up, but Rena is left in his shirt and boxers as his pants are getting cleaned up. He sternly looks Peep in the eye. "Are you even remotely sorry for this?" "Suga, I ain't sorry for nuffin. That scene made the show." Renaboss rolls his eyes. "Let's just get on with this damn q&a so I can get home." "Okay, okay, damn, hold up." Peep takes out her remote and presses a button that turns the television on says:

"''Wiksteria Lane's Q&A: Renaboss"

- TV person

"Since imma keepin' dis shit all nice and formal and shit, imma be a real black and loud bitch layta. Okay, les start."

Q

Will Primadonna Girl be reappearing soon? She is one of my favorite supporting characters.

-Devious Peep

A

"Well, you've heard it here first: Primadonna Girl will not be in the very next episode, but will keep appearing throughout the remainder of the season, and we have renewed her contract for season four... As a series regular! So you can expect to see more of her in time."

- Renaboss

Q

Is there any news about Bree Weston Lover joining the cast? Sometime back it was confirmed she joins the show for the fourth season, but there hasn't been news since.

-Devious Peep

A

"I adore Bree Weston Lover, I thought she was fantastic on "Desperate Schoolboys", and have already contacted her about a part on our show. If she comes aboard, I have just the right part for her. A character that may or may not be crucial in the development to a long running mystery?"

- Renaboss

Q

In the last episode, there was mention of a character by the name of a rising star here at Wikia: DisneyMeerkats. Will he be joining the long running show as well?

-Devious Peep

A

"DisneyMeerkats will be joining our cast, with an option to return next season with a more prominent role. The specifics are yet to be negotiated."

- Renaboss

Q

Other than Primadonna Girl, who are the other new confirmed regulars for next season?

-Devious Peep

A

"New? Too soon to tell, we should wait for season three to run its course. I think at this point in the game, when the stakes have been risen so high in the season, people shouldn't be concerned about the new faces joining the street... but rather the ones that might leave it."

- Renaboss

Q

Do you know exactly how you will wrap up the series in the final episode of season five?

-Devious Peep

A

"Yes, I have it all figured out."

- Renaboss

Q

Who would you say is your favorite of all the main characters at the moment? Oh, and please pick someone other than yourself.

-Devious Peep

A

"I wouldn't pick myself. Renaboss is a fine protagonist, but far from being a great character. I would actually pick Lynettefan2626. He makes for a great, compelling villain that everyone loves to hate, but there are also layers to him. And the actor has done an amazing job, I couldn't have cast a better role. I adore writing for Lynette, his evil lines just flow out of me."

- Renaboss

Q

Was ImmaGleek planned from the start to die so early in the second season?

-Devious Peep

A

"Very much so, actually. I planned her death with great advancement. She is the one character I truly feel bad for killing off. A great loss."

- Renaboss

Q

You killed KiMO off very early in the series, were problems onset, or was it just planned from the start?

-Devious Peep

A

"KiMO? KiMO is a mensch. He even agreed to return this season to just lie silently in the ground with which make-up all over his face. His early death was all about shock-value and moving forward with the plot, not because of onset problems. I look forward to working with again... And it might be sooner than you think."

- Renaboss

Q

There's always talk of the three main wikis: Wiksteria Lane, Glee, and Lostpedia. Will Storywik Maine pop up at some point?

-Devious Peep

A

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it might incriminate me."

- Renaboss

Peep stands up, "Well that wraps up Renaboss's-". Reginafan2626 runs onstage. "Wait, wait, I have a few questions for him." Peep rolls her eyes. "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, I THINK WE'RE DONE!!!" "Just a few", Reginafan pleads. "Fine, you got two minutes, make it good!" Peep says as she storms offstage, mumbling to herself.

Reginafan2626 takes the seat Peep was sitting in, and the Q&A is continued.

Q

Will Regemma figure out her plan soon?

-Reginafan2626

A

"DoctorStrange never lies, and he knows everything. He made it clear in this last episode that Regemma will claim a small victory, and she will. When that happens and how it goes about happening, I can't tell, but several hints have been spread throughout the season, even in episodes she didn't feature in. And I can assure you that "small" is relative: her "victory" will have long lasting, gory affects."

- Renaboss

Q

Will there be lots of deaths this season?

-Reginafan2626

A

"Someone is "seen" dying in the next episode. Whether that means in the past or present time, it shall be seen. And I wouldn't dare do a "Wiksteria Lane" that wasn't gory and deadly."

- Renaboss

Q

Will Rocka become viscous?

-Reginafan2626

A

"Rockaboss is already pretty viscous. But I can only presume that, with a boss as ruthless as his is, he might just get worse. And worse. And worse. Think Cerberus on Wiksteria Lane. Doesn't that just sound fun?"

- Renaboss

Q

Will Renaboss and Lynettefan2626 ever put aside their differences or join forces against a greater evil?

-Reginafan2626

A

"Rena and Lynette might eventually see eye to eye on some aspects, but they're gonna have to sort through a lot of baggage if they are ever to join forces."

- Renaboss

Peep walks back onstage with a donut and cup of steaming coffee. "Ah we dun here yet?" Renaboss stands up, "Yes Peep, I'm all done with my portion of the Q&A. It was a pleasure being here." "The honor was all yours", Peep responds as she eats the donut. Rena puts out his hand to shake Peep's. Peep takes it, but squeezes it until it turns white. "NOW GET YO ASS OFF MY STAGE!!!" Renaboss runs while grasping his sore hand.

Act II
Reginafan2626

Devious Peep and Reginafan2626 sit face to face as they drink their cup of coffee. "After seeing Renaboss humiliated on live TV, I think we should move forward with the Q&A before something happens to me", Regina says. Peep smacks him across the face. "FOOL, I'LL TELL YOU WHEN WE MOVE DA FUQ FORWARD, SO SIT YO ASS BACK, CHUG DOWN DAT COFFEE, AND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!"

Sometime later, Reginafan is slowly sipping his coffee when Peep grabs the cup from his hand and throws it behind her. The mug shatters. "Now we can move forward." Peep takes out her remote and presses a button that turns the television on says:

"''Wiksteria Lane's Q&A: Reginafan2626"

- TV person

Q

When you first heard of "Wiksteria Lane", were you rather excited to play the series main antagonist?

-Devious Peep

A

"Well it was the first friend fiction and I never really thought much about it. I don't even think there was a starring cast when it started. I was just a blog with the story. But I enjoyed it and loved my character from the start."

- Reginafan2626

Q

You have many onscreen love interests and/or female partners from Lady Junky to ImmaGleek to Americana to Devious Peep and so on. Who did you have the most fun working with?

-Devious Peep

A

"Americana and ImmaGleek are two of my favorite characters, but Lady Junky is interesting."

- Reginafan2626

Q

Back in May, you changed your name to Reginafan2626. Was there ever talk about your character also changing names, or maybe even a new character with your current name?

-Devious Peep

A

"No, never, never thought of it much."

- Reginafan2626

Q

While "Wiksteria Lane" went on hiatus and you starred in "Desperate Schoolboys", did you feel more comfortable in the role of Josh Miller, or did you prefer the great and powerful Lynettefan2626?

-Devious Peep

A

"As much as I love Josh Miller, Lynettefan2626 will always be my favorite."

- Reginafan2626

Q

During your time on "Wiksteria Lane", I heard there were many onset problems. What is your side of the story?

-Devious Peep

A

"I honestly don't remember why and arguments start. They just do, haha."

- Reginafan2626

Q

You now have a pet on the show. Rockaboss. Do you enjoy working with the animal and being the first character (besides Cat) to have a pet? And do you like who your pet is?

-Devious Peep

A

"Rockaboss is great, but I wouldn't mind if he bit someone or became super massive aggressive. I like evil characters and dogs are no exception."

- Reginafan2626

Q

One final question. Did you enjoy the scene where Rocky and Mary have sex?

-Devious Peep

A

"I. Loved. It."

- Reginafan2626

Peep looks into the crowd and says, "Well dat wraps up Reginafan's part in duh Q&A." Regina stands up and Peep smacks his ass. "Sweet damn, dat thing bounced right back." Peep laughs, but then pulls the actor in closely, "You best be flattening dat ass before I cut yo dick off!" "Wh- why?" "Cuz I'm black. I'm in duh mood for some flat tushy. Now get up and go!" Peep shoves Reginafan away and he runs off stage.

Act III
Jdg98

Peep sits across from a shaky Jdg98. "Damnit hoe, you bess be talkin' before I shove a stick up yo ass!" Peep threatens. Jdg gulps, "I'm ju- just a little ne- nervous." Peep takes out a cigar and lighter. Jdg stutters as she lights the cigar. Peep hands it over to him. "N- no th- thanks. I- I don't sm- smoke." "Suga, you do now." Peep grabs the tween and shoves the cigar on his mouth. The audience is shocked and the boy screams in horror. "DAMNIT FOOL, SMOKE DUH DAMN CIGAR!!!" "BUT I DON'T SMOKE!!!" "DAT AIN'T NO EXCUSE!!!" The audience continues to gasp as Peep grabs ahold of Jdg and refuses to let him go without smoking the cigar.

The scene flashes to ten minutes later. Jdg is covering up a bullet wound in his arm. The blood continues to gush. Peep sits back, holding Jdg at gunpoint while smoking her cigar. "Fool, you lucky dat bullet didn't go fo yo mofo head like it did everyone else. Let's just start this god damn Q&A so I can go home and unhook Jatwan from the drain pipe in the basement."

Q

You have been a main character since episode one. Have there ever been times when you were worried that your character would be written or killed off?"

-Devious Peep

A

"Oh, definitely. With a show like Wiksteria Lane, absolutely no one is safe. I read each script with crossed fingers chanting "please don't die, please don't die". But hey, no one is really gone on shows like this, flashbacks and stuff are gonna keep coming, and with that, so will the paychecks."

- Jdg98

Q

During season two, things weren't looking to go for your character at the end. Did you immediately ask if you'd be returning for the third season?

-Devious Peep

A

"I'm not gonna lie, I was getting worried. My faith was slightly restored when I was called back to shoot a flashback in the episode immediately succeeding my brief vacation, but then I was absent for the finale, the only one of the main cast, which worried me, followed by three season three scripts not featuring me. But it was almost right after season two finished that I was called back to be a main star, and I'm only too happy to serve until the series' end... At least, I hope I do."

- Jdg98

Q

Were you excited to learn there would be an arc centered around you and your past, including your mysterious father, James 1234?

-Devious Peep

A

"Oh, definitely. I know that the original plan involved my character being a rape victim, but of course, I already explored a similar story on my own show, so I was told by the creator that it had to be scraped. Since then, I have been told nothing of my dark past, and since rape can be ruled out, the possibilities, for me, seem almost limitless. I'm really looking forward to where it's all going."

- Jdg98

Q

This season, there have been many twists and turns for the characters, who would you say is your favorite at the moment and why?

-Devious Peep

A

"Well, obviously, Jdg is my favorite, but besides him... I'd have to say Mary. Mary, this season, is absolutely disgusting, I mean, I wanna fucking vomit at every scene of her's I read, but at the same time, it's been kinda hilarious. And she's been such a funny character in the past, and pairing her up with Jdg is really quite interesting, what with her being this huge slut and Jdg being this awkward virgin -- I assume. I do feel sorry for her cheating on him so much though, and right now I'm kinda scared she's gonna do something so outrageous that I can never love her again. So... Kinda on the fence. But yeah, gotta love Mary."

- Jdg98

Q

There are quite a few antagonists in the series (i.e. Lynettefan2626, ImmaGleek, Americana, Mirlo, Nosh, Matthewvp09, etc.) Who would you say has caused the most destruction?

-Devious Peep

A

"You know, that's funny because never have I actually considered ImmaGleek - who by the way is one of my absolute favorite characters - a villain. But... She kinda did cause the most destruction, number-wise. I mean, bitch killed two hundred people AND blew up a religious building, which could be considered quite offensive... So in overall destruction, I guess Imma's your answer. But still, godlover. Bitch is hilarious."

- Jdg98

Q

When you read that your onscreen girlfriend fucked your best friend's dog, how did you react to that?

-Devious Peep

A

"Honestly? I laughed my fucking ass off. I mean, it was just so... It was just so Mary! Haha. I mean, one part of me wanted to be sick, and then the other just made me wanna clap for her. Hooray for her! Providing the most sex based entertainment in a show that's getting more and more sexual... Which is actually all down to her. Does ANYONE have sex on this show without Mary being involved in someway? But yeah... Shagging Rockaboss was probably her peak of disgust and... I don't know. Clearly Jdg's doing something wrong if she's gotta go have sex with dogs. Hopefully he'll perfect that for her in the future? Although, I honestly can't see it as a future storyline, unless he survives for season four and is just kinda there -- not unlike Regemma."

- Jdg98

Peep motions the crowd to applaud, aiming the gun at them, ready to fire if they don't listen. "K, suga, you done. Movin' on." Peep shoots the gun at the ceiling resulting in Jdg running off stage.

Act IV
Villain fan'

Peep and Villain fan sit face to face. The former is aiming the gun at the friend-fiction actor. "Sweet Jesus, let's get on wit dis so I can get home and unhook Jatwan. Vf's Q&A, all dat lame ass shit, blah, blah, blah, let's get started."

Q

You play the very shady and unique Villain fan. A character far different from any other that you've portrayed. What are your thoughts about this?

-Devious Peep

A

"Ben Ashdale may have been "nice", but I'm always interested in the more peculiar characters. It's who I get invested in when watching TV and who I like to play in my own fanfictions, and I expected nothing less in "Wiksteria Lane". Especially with the character's name being Villain fan. I like characters who have some darkness and something unusual to them. It's why I loved the season four story for Ben in "Desperate Schoolboys", and I've also picked a character for "Wiki Hollow" who wouldn't be everyone's favorite. I think Renaboss understood the characters I like, and after making me wait a whole season to appear, he was willing to give a character with some darkness to play. And I wasn't disappointed. I immediately loved my character on "Wiksteria Lane". His mystery. And particularly his relationship with his daughter, Lady, and I only became more intrigued and interested in his as the season went on. So I was very happy with the character I play, and Renaboss did a great job with the casting."

- Villain fan

Q

How do you feel about your other two daughters: MaryPierceLopez and Cat5sparkles?

-Devious Peep

A

"Villain fan's view of family was something I was always interested in. I was immediately intrigued by how him and Lynettefan2626 would get on. I believe one of his first lines in the series is "Family should always hug... Regardless of how they feel about one another." I was a really great moment, he had only just came to the town and you already knew there was some hostility from Lynettefan to him and clearly some past between them. It was something I wanted to see more of. And I loved his relationship with Lady, it was my favorite of the series actually. You could really see his love for her even through his cryptic troubles. Wait... What was the question again? Right, Mary... Honestly, I was never a fan of Mary. I was more content with how the family was before she arrived. And I was entertained more by Villain's relationship with the maid more than I was with Mary. It's been awhile since season two so forgive me, I'm a little hazy on the details, but I think it was because I never believed the love between Villain and Mary like I did Villain and Lady, and also she didn't show me the respect Lady did... As for Cat, I haven't read ahead enough to know anything about her."

- Villain fan

Q

From what you've read, other than yourself, who is your favorite main character?

-Devious Peep

"Other than my own character, I'd have to say Lady. She was part of all the relationships I was interested in: her and Rena, her and Lynettefan, and her and myself."

- Villain fan

Q

What do you think happens to your character in season three, and do you think you'll return for season four?

-Devious Peep

A

"Well I can hardly say if I think he'll be returning for season four, but I certainly hope he makes it that long, if not until the end, he seems to be a central character for everything now. For season three I hope to find out whose heart he has in that jar, that's creepy and certainly what I'm most interested in. I also hope to see growth in all his relationships. He has bridges to mend. Particularly since we found out he has a son - Rena. I hope to see him grow as a person and become a better father to these characters. Get to know Rena. Come clean to Lady about everything so they can love each other as father and daughter for who they really are. And I want him to protect her from that phycho, Lynettefan."

- Villain fan

Peep fires her gun a total of five times at the ceiling and jumps for joy. "SWEET JESUS, OH MOTHA OF FUCKIN' GAWD!!! DAT WRAPS UP DUH WIKSTERIA LANE Q&A!!!" Peep opens up her arms. "EVERYONE COME ON OUT AND GIVE PEEP SOME SUGA!!!" Renaboss, Reginafan2626, and Jdg98 all come out from backstage and the four actors and hosts all group hug. The audience cheers, completely ignoring the two heads and headless bodies on the ground. Peep then remembers, "AH FUCK, JATWAN!!!" Peep jumps off stage and starts firing her gun to get through the crowd. "SECUSE ME, GOTTA BLACK GUY TIED TO THE DRAIN PIPE!!" Everyone watches as Peep blows the heads off several random users, and the closing music for Edie's show is heard playing.

Back up in heaven, DoctorStrange screws his head back on.

"And that was Wiksteria Lane's very first and hopefully last Q&A. Goodnight everyone."

- DoctorStrange